Percent of Republicans who believe in global warming: 48%.
Percent of Republicans who believe in demonic possession: 68%

From Harper's Index via Daily Kos

...scientists from Caltech announced the invention of a device that directly measures the mass of an individual molecule...  "it now allows us to weigh molecules-one by one-as they come in” -- Smithsonian

Now all they need to do is hire Maxwell's Demon.

"Why wouldn’t it be reasonable that if people crawl around on the floor of bars and have homosexual sex, that they would pick up demonic power?

Joanne Highley, via Joe.My.God